As the entire world is no doubt aware, Madonna’s adoption application was denied by someone with common sense in Malawi. Frankly, I don’t give a fuck about the overseas-adoption craze. Madonna isn’t the first celebrity spinster to collect orphans like stray cats. (Helllloooo, Mia Farrow.) And she won’t be the last. (Helllloooo, Angelina Jolie.) If the [...]