Today’s headlines, including the return of Pervez, the wife-beating dance and a dead base-jumper.

Today’s headlines, including the far right’s rise in Sweden, good news for tigers and a new stupid travel term.

Today’s headlines, including a heavy metal marketing ambassador, hard time for towel thief and taunting pedophiles make George Michael sad.

Today’s headlines, including a heavy metal marketing ambassador, hard time for towel thief and taunting pedophiles make George Michael sad.

Today’s headlines, including another insult to French sovereignty, an alpaca-beating teenager and a surprisingly lenient Chinese film board.

Today’s headlines, including a girl-touching clown named Fonzie, a cop-biting politician from Portugal and more bad news for Fidel.

Today’s headlines, including an opera for Trekkies, another baby born on an airplane and more drunks falling off Spanish balconies.

Today’s headlines, including two terrorists spotted in Mumbai, Japan’s missing centenarians and why does the Catholic Church in Australia hate music?