English geezer shocked (shocked!) when he googles “wild Asian ass”
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Topics covered : Boners & Boobs, Old People
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Take comfort, American AARP members — your UK peers are no more savvy when it comes to the internet. Just ask Jack Sedgewick, an 89-year-old crossword fan who turned to Google for help with a tough clue. (Which, by the way, is cheating, Mr. Sedgewick.) From The Sun:
Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: “Wild asian ass.”
The great-grandad typed “asian ass” into Yahoo’s search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.
But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered “the hottest spicy asian ass you’ll ever see”.
Ex-engineer Jack said: “I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn’t know this sort of stuff existed.”
After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to “donkey sanctuaries”.
The answer, by the way, was “onager,” a hot piece of four-legged ass found in Eastern deserts (shown above).
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Now wait a minute, you type “wild Asian ass” onto Google, you say? And, you don’t get burros? Look at that,disgusting! And that onwe, oh my! And look at this site! Awful! Asian ass, is this journalism? I don’t know, Forbes will be looking up your white ass, all of our white, multi-ethnic asses to see if T/S meets the Billionarie criteria. Keep posting dude, these pieces are funny. Tom Medlicott