Calling Ladette to Lady! U.K.’s women named ‘ugliest in the world’
Filed under: England
Topics covered : Booze, Garbage People, Sluts & Whores
According to an online survey posted at Real Holiday Reports, British women are the world’s ugliest. They won this dubious honor with 22.4% of the votes. Americans came in second, at 16.7%. Ladette (and chav) culture does indeed seem to be running rampant in the U.K. Not unlike our own garbage people (see: Jersey Shore et al), ladettes are loud, obnoxious and can’t hold their booze. Well, wait a second — that’s not true. These bitches can drink. They just go off the rails without fail.
From the Daily Mail:
Beer guzzling, belching, hideous dress sense – and that’s some of the nicer things the rest of the world said about British women. The nation’s females were lambasted when asked which country had the ugliest women in an international poll. Votes poured in, with people from around the globe eager to point out how overweight, unladylike, and generally foul British women are.
Major complaints centred around how many are ‘rude’, ‘drink pints of beer like men’ and ‘end up drunk in the gutter’. The UK’s (not so) fairer sex were also accused of unashamedly breaking wind and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in ‘bad tattoos’ and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting ‘too-tight bikinis and football shirts’…
Many of those who voted said they were thoroughly put off by what Britain has to offer in way of females.
Holiday expert Gary Hewitt, who runs the website, said he was not shocked that Britain had scooped the dubious honour of topping the ugly poll.
This article reminded me to re-download the incredibly awesome Ladette to Lady, a road-to-redemption reality show from a few years ago. I’m pretty sure it predates Charm School, Tool Academy and all of those other American shine-the-turd reality programs. I can’t watch that shit; the people are too awful to be entertaining. But drunk British girls chugging cheap wine and wrestling in their knickers? I can’t get enough. A few seasons are available on the torrents, and IFC once ran a marathon.
Here’s a taste:
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