Bavarian biermeister launches bonerrific new brew that will keep you going
Filed under: Germany
Topics covered : Boners & Boobs, Booze
Ever found yourself unable to perform under the crushing weight of, say, 16 beers? A German beermaker has a brewed up a solution. From the Sun:
Men all over Europe will be going ale night long after the launch of a new libido-boosting beer.
The erotic tonic is better than Viagra with an “instant” effect, according to brewer Juergen Hopf.
He claims he made the uplifting discovery by accident when machines at his automated brewery in Schoenbrunn in Bavaria, Germany, broke down.
And he says the secret to its saucy success is that he whipped up the recipe in the nude wearing just a leather apron and an alpine hat.
He said: “I was called up to try and fix it as I live just over the road. It was the middle of the night and there wasn’t a soul in sight so I crossed the road wearing just my little apron and slippers.
“The machinery couldn’t be restarted so I picked up a large stick and started to stir the vat. I suddenly felt strange and I knew that this beer would be different from any beer we had ever made before.
Let’s forget, for a moment, that Hopf was naked while tending to his beer. (See? Those goddamn Germans love being naked.) What’s weird about the story is Hopf’s insistence that the boner effect is “instant.” Even Viagara isn’t instant. (Right?)
Hopf’s hopes to expand sales of his Erotik Bier across Europe. As he told the Sun, “We already have one or two customers in the UK but once people there know what our beer does we’ll be bigger than ever.”
In honor of Mr. Hopf’s efforts to help drunks everywhere, enjoy this classic Dead Kennedys song:
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