Police investigate ‘attractive’ topless woman who applied suntan lotion too sensuously
Filed under: Italy
Topics covered : Boners & Boobs, Silly Natives
While uptight Americans wrestle with a woman’s right to breastfeed in public, Italian authorities are faced with another issue: What of a sexy woman’s right to apply suntan lotion to her gigantic, voluptuous melons in front of teenage boys? From News.com.au:
A TOPLESS sunbather is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun cream on herself on a public beach.
Police were called to a beach at Anzio south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”
The mother said she had asked the 26-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called.
“A patrol was stopped by a mother of two sons who was angry at a topless sunbather and the way she was applying suntan cream,” a police spokesman said.
“The patrol went and took her details and she argued, still topless, that she could so no harm in what she was doing as it was a public beach.
“We have opened a file on committing an obscene act as we are committed to following the complaint. From what I heard she was very attractive,” the spokesman said.
First and foremost — I highly doubt the teenage boys were “troubled.” Unless “troubled” is Italian for “stuck with raging boners in front of their mom.”
But wait, there’s more. According to the article, the woman’s lawyer — her own lawyer! — described her as “tall, brunette and [having] an ample breast.” His defense? It “is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.”
His client may sue for slander because “you can’t be reported for sunbathing topless in 2010.”
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